Welcome everyone! (and welcome every two as well). Fire up your dongles and back-up your 3-pin memory spanners, it’s the all new Tim Vine website! There’s lots of stuff on here to hold the attention of all you thrill seekers. If you are a FRILL seeker please re-type haberdashery.com.

Here you will find more info on the comedian Tim Vine, who is who I am. I don’t want to exaggerate but I reckon you could be on here for about six minutes. Especially if you’ve got one of those slow connections and you leave it on while you’re hoovering. Have fun!