Official tim vine merchandise


All official Tim Vine books and DVDs can be purchased through Amazon

Tim Timinee

 ‘Tim Timinee Tim Timinee Tim Tim to you’ (2016)

Watch as he emerges from a chimney to take the roof off! ‘Tim Timinee Tim Timinee Tim Tim to you’ is the latest lorry load of nonsense from the one-liner pelting, silly singing, prop flinging comedian.

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Bumper Book of Silliness

Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won’t make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It’s filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too.

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Joke-amotive Live DVD (2011)

Yes the Joke-amotive is pulling into your living room now. He’s wearing platform shoes and he’s got the carriage of a lion. What a goody choo choos. Here he comes! It’s the gag rush hour. His dis-embark is worse than his dis-embite.

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Punslinger Live DVD (2010)

Yes, the punslinging comedian is riding into your living room on the back of a pun-packed joke explosion. You’ll be riddled with gags, knocked over by silly songs and up to your knees in homemade props. Somebody get the Sheriff!

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The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn’t put a smile on your face, nothing will.

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So I said to this bloke (2008)

One man. Hundreds of jokes. No mercy. Yes, the Punmeister general is here. It’s Tim Vine recorded live doing what he does best, peppering gags at a defenseless audience. Armed with an arsenal of rapid fire one liners, a bag of cheap props and a pocket full of stupid ditties.

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Tim Vine Live DVD (2004)

The Guinness World Records holder for telling the most jokes in an hour, comedian Tim Vine presents his first ever DVD. Tim Vine Live is jam-packed with an inspired medley of one-liners, a hat full of silly songs and enough props to fill a charity shop.

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All limited edition items can be bought directly through Tim’s website