Welcome everyone! (and welcome every two as well). Fire up your dongles and back-up your 3-pin memory spanners, it’s the all new Tim Vine website! There’s lots of stuff on here to hold the attention of all you thrill seekers. If you are a FRILL seeker please re-type haberdashery.com.

Here you will find more info on the comedian Tim Vine, who is who I am. I don’t want to exaggerate but I reckon you could be on here for about six minutes. Especially if you’ve got one of those slow connections and you leave it on while you’re hoovering. Have fun!

Tim Timinee Tim Timinee Tim Tim To You out now on DVD!

Here it is everybody. My brand new stand-up DVD and available to download. Tim Timinee, Tim Timinee, Tim Tim to you. I really hope you like it.




Sunset Milk Idiot DVD Recording at Richmond Theatre, 10th March

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Hey Folks! On March 10th I’m filming Sunset milk idiot, my latest stand up DVD. Tickets available here. Come along and enjoy the nonsense. Your comedian needs you. 

Tim Vine is Plastic Elvis!

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Tickets still available for this one-off event on Tuesday 11th December at Half Moon in Putney. Will include some leg and arm moves that even Plastic Elvis wasn’t expecting. With support from John Archer as BB Royal & Tim Payne as Freddie Cochran. Compared by David Martin as David Martin.

Tim Vine to host ITV comedy quiz series Football Genius

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Hat Trick Productions is making a brand new comedy quiz about football, called ‘Football Genius’. Hosted by Tim Vine will be joined by Sam Quek and Paul Sinha!