Welcome everyone! (and welcome every two as well). Fire up your dongles and back-up your 3-pin memory spanners, it’s the all new Tim Vine website! There’s lots of stuff on here to hold the attention of all you thrill seekers. If you are a FRILL seeker please re-type haberdashery.com.

Here you will find more info on the comedian Tim Vine, who is who I am. I don’t want to exaggerate but I reckon you could be on here for about six minutes. Especially if you’ve got one of those slow connections and you leave it on while you’re hoovering. Have fun!

Tim Timinee Tim Timinee Tim Tim To You out now on DVD!

Here it is everybody. My brand new stand-up DVD and available to download. Tim Timinee, Tim Timinee, Tim Tim to you. I really hope you like it.




Tickets now on sale for Tim Vine’s ‘Sunset Milk Idiot’ at Hammersmith Apollo 11th May 2018

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Tim Vine is back and excited to announce that Sunset Milk Idiot, is at Eventim (Hammersmith) Apollo, London on 11th May 2018. He’ll be telling lots of silly new jokes, showing off new homemade props, singing some new daft ditties, and all with the appearance of confidence. This spectacular show will kick-start Tim’s 2018 Sunset Milk Idiot tour and we’ll be announcing the full list of tour dates very soon!

An evening with Tim Vine – 6th July in Dorset

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Tim Vine is returning to the Edinburgh Festival to tell lots of silly new jokes, to show off new homemade props, to sing some new daft ditties, and do it all with the appearance of confidence!

Dance Floor Gridlock out now!

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‘Dance Floor Gridlock’, Tim’s high-voice disco album is now available to buy on the Oddities store. There is a digital download or 150 limited edition signed CDs. High singing indeed.